Nerd Life

deadlyspoons:

lovenaruhina:

laughcentre:

pillowpxnts:

ofallmediums:

notbolin:

if you put hot chocolate mix in water instead of milk you’re disgusting get away from me

Lol I put mine in boiling water fuck haters

I put mine in urine. 

i eat the fucking mix,

i killed a man once

i was a man once

(via inkycatloveschocolatemousse)

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

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epicreads:

All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together!

Workout #1: The Book Curl

Workout #2: The Book Up

Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend!

Cool Down

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sherlockedwithfeels:

ignisaquae:

If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take?

jared padalecki idk

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randomfandomconfessions:

gforcejedi:

cumberbitchsandwich:

graceemacee:

Benedict Cookiebatch

Forget movie posters, you know you’ve made it when your face ends up on baked goods.

be proud of yourself benedict
you won life

It’s literally a Batch of cookies. I am 1,000,000% done.

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sherlockmafloy:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES

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best-of-funny:

youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:

I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.

X

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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flawlessstark:

jesus take the wheel i am done with this fandom

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